A Vienna hangover led to fast-food news and questionable cures

A summer birthday celebration in Vienna took an unexpected turn after one too many drinks. The next day, a raging hangover led to a mix of questionable cures, a countryside hike, and a surprising fast-food announcement.

The day had started with high spirits at Karmelitermarkt under sweltering midsummer heat. But by the following morning, the consequences of the party were in full force.

The previous afternoon, temperatures soared as friends gathered at Vienna’s Karmelitermarkt. The birthday girl’s generosity and the stifling heat made it easy to lose track of drinks. Two dogs, sprawled on the scorching asphalt for hours, ended up nearly cooked through.

By morning, a pounding headache demanded action. A jog, plenty of water, and a healthy meal were the first attempts at recovery. Then came a radler with lemon—another drink to ease the pain. But the real craving hit soon after: a McDonald’s burger. The meal itself was underwhelming, though the cashier shared big news—Tulln would soon host Austria’s largest, most advanced McDonald’s location. Still battling the aftereffects, a drive into the countryside followed. A long hike was meant to clear the fog. On the way back, exhaustion set in, and the subway ride home turned into an accidental nap. Luckily, the stop was the right one.

The hangover eventually faded, but not before a day of odd remedies and detours. The dogs recovered from their sunbathing ordeal, and the promise of a supersized fast-food outlet lingered. For now, the lesson was clear: summer parties hit harder the next day.